by Juanandres June 14, 2017
A colloquialism used to refer to the act of donning a condom. Loosely interpreted, the "chicken" is a gender approximation of a "rooster" aka a "cock". The "hood" is a covering, of which a latex condom may be inferred.
It is appropriately used whilst among mixed company so as to not call attention to the speaker nor offend those prudish or too young.
It is appropriately used whilst among mixed company so as to not call attention to the speaker nor offend those prudish or too young.
Doug: "Good night Grandma, it was great to see you at the family reunion with my nieces. I'm leaving, going over to my girlfriend's house."
Stan: "Remember to put the hood on the chicken, cousin!"
Stan: "Remember to put the hood on the chicken, cousin!"
by Pale Rider August 26, 2020
A severe permutation of chicken phobia, experienced during sleep, which is formally classified as a sleep disorder.
I heard screaming and walked into my daughter’s room in the middle of the night and found her sitting upright and clearly terrified, staring at the blank wall, yelling “chicken!” at the top of her lungs; it was clearly a case of chicken terrors.
by Dr Bunnygirl October 13, 2019
A sometimes paralyzing mental disorder characterized by ongoing fear of chickens, both the birds themselves as well as any food made with chicken parts.
My supervisor walked into my office hungrily gnawing on a greasy chicken leg and then proceeded to ask if she could borrow my pen; I thought I would go entirely insane since it triggered my long-standing chicken phobia.
by Dr Bunnygirl November 06, 2019
The permanent and grotesque, socially unacceptable layer of unremovable fat that coats the fingers of the habitual handler of chicken meat.
She breathes new life into the tired old slogan, “finger lickin’ good,” because her repulsive chicken slime has so negatively impacted her coworkers that some have vomited from the sight and smell.
by Dr Bunnygirl August 21, 2019
to get,obtain,sell a kilo of cocaine.cop means to get steal or obtain.and chicken is kilo of cocaine because it evolved to birds which evolved to chickens.
by Tyler aka sexy June 21, 2009
by The Witty Coiner July 28, 2011