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business kosher

1. When a religious Jew has a lunch meeting in a non kosher restaurant and orders a salad or the fish.

2. When you're a religious Jew that wont dine on no swine but will dish on the fish at a non kosher restaurant.

3. You avoid eating things that judaism prohibits, but you will eat things that in themselves are not treif, even if they have not been prepared under religious guidelines.

4. You live your life in a way that is consistent with the spirit of biblical Judaism but not necessarily with the letter of Rabbinic law.

5. When the restaurant doesn't have official kosher certification but you know the food is actually kosher.
1. You know I don't eat no swine! I'm business kosher baby!

2. It's not treif, it's business kosher!

3.

Non Jewish friend: "Shlomo, sorry man I didn't realize this restaurant wasn't kosher!"

Shlomo: " It's all good bro, they serve fish and pasta, I'll just go business kosher today! "
by Big Kosher King September 19, 2018
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Do Business

When you’re out at a restaurant and you have your eye on two different items you’d like to order but it would be too much food and the other person you’re with also has their eye on the same two dishes. You order one and they order the other and you share the dishes.
Hey I’m craving the bbq chicken quesadilla and the Margarita pizza would you like to do business with me?

Of course! I had my eye on both of those too! Let’s “do business!”
by JennyMenny March 14, 2022
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Business daddy

A way to describe a parent company
I heard Last Week Tonight with John Oliver no longer has AT&T as a business daddy
by John 0liver April 19, 2022
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small business

a hard working bitch who gets shit done
Amanda: how do i start a small business?
Bob: Sacrifice your Life!
by nothoughtsjustmonke March 12, 2021
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Business Buffalo

The Great North American Business Buffalo are quite like American Buffalo. They are a rare breed of hardy, hairy, sturdy creatures, that both inspire fear and awe into the the North American trucker. The Great North American Business Buffalo are akin to the common North American hooker (see North American hooker for definition), but unlike their cousins, The Great North American Business Buffalo is a male prostitute of the gay persuasion. The Great North American Business Buffalo or "Negotium Bubalus" is primarily a lone creature, especially when hunting its prey. The common variants of sustenance one relies on consist of cash tips, and other tips of the penile variety. Whilst being previously endangered, The Great North American Business Buffalo has seen great resurgence to the delight of many a cross country truck driver. The Great North American Business Buffalo can be found in most truck stops along major arteries of the North American highways. Please use caution when approaching a Great North American Business Buffalo out in the wild as they will charge you extra for using teeth.
"Are you trying to look at my dick, or just hassle me like The Great North American Business Buffalo?"
"And in the distance I heard it.... the coming of the storm... the cry of thunder? NAY! a great clapping of cheeks! and so it was known the business buffalo were soon to be upon us - Cicero 43B.C."
"Damn bro you acting like you're hot, but that face is meant only for business buffalo"
by Business Buffalo May 23, 2021
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Business Nerd

He’s a cool dude. Usually his name is Charles but we call him Chuck. He knows the ins and outs of business from restaurants, e-commerce, entertainment, or whatever makes money. He is a nerd in business which means he is a master of every area when it comes to quarter sales, projections, and forecasting future earnings.
Chuck knows his stuff. Business nerd.

Lori is one business nerd. Knows every detail when it comes to baking cookies and selling them.
by Hawk man November 30, 2021
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business slutty

It is a certain type of dress code in modern offices. People who adhere to such a dress code usually dress in business wear but it is either revealing, tight or otherwise borderline inappropriate. Note that this is not limited to women; men who decide to put on super-tight button-down shirts and pants can also be listed in this category.
"Mary is totally dressed business slutty; look at her hemline", said Mark who is wearing a super tight shirt that has buttons which seem to be a wrong move away from flying off.
by Plowenstein March 1, 2014
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