bumpin strategies

Chi-town slang 4 being full of bullshit

Fam, you be bumpin strategies

Dude 1: Whats yo strategy?

Dude 2: Man I be goin wit my girl tonight

Dude 1: Man that bitch? You be bumpin strategies

by MaChInE GuN FuNk December 2, 2010

bumping gash

Lesbian sex

My girlfriend and my sister were bumping gash behind my back.

by Nobambi September 10, 2012

bumpin fugs

Smoking a cigarette.

I didn't have anything to do at work today, so I just sat around bumpin fugs and shit.

by DaaronX October 18, 2013

Bumping Dogs

When two men hug and almost touch wieners.

Whoa, Dale and Gary are bumping dogs after the 49'ers won.

by Southsideerick January 5, 2014

bumping clocks

The act of providing incremental updates to a piece of hardware such as a smartphone, CPU or wearable device in the form of marginal spec bumps instead of releasing a revolutionary device.

Usually requires you to buy an entirely new device to get, for example, slightly more internal storage space or a marginally better CPU speed.

Usually done by hardware manufactures such as Apple, Motorola and Qualcomm.

The goal is to make as much money off of existing technology as possible before spending money to innovate.

I really hope that Merrifield and the next iteration of it are good and I hope Logan is great too because no one is competing with Qualcomm so they are literally sitting on their asses trying get another year out of bumping clocks on Krait.

by Spirit Bear April 5, 2014

bumping high off the barns

Riding around high in Amish country with the system bumping.

We're just out here bumping high off the barns.

by bigfnjess April 23, 2014

bumpstead

A pot bellied dance teacher who likes to put cigarettes down the drain and say charming

Phil-bumpstead's put it in the drain again
Dan-err no he needs to put the pussy on the chainwax

by Philbell123 December 7, 2014