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carpet bumper

A partener who licks a hairy vogina
i caught the two lesbians carpet bumping in the bathroom stall at burger king!
by emily March 14, 2003
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Bumpershoupt

Wildly imaginative, ultimately impossible, sex, including physically impossible positions and stamina beyond human capabilities.
When Candiss whispered into his ear, promising an evening of bumpershoupt, Robert broke out in an obvious sweat.

When asked how his first date with April went, Harold replied with one word, "Bumpershoupt".

After Eddie's hot sister walked through the yard in her swimsuit, the boys conversation switched to pure bumpershoupt.
by Chibob April 12, 2013
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bumperstumper

1 a slang term for a woman with an oversized ass that makes coutise impossible from the doggy position impossible
Man she had a bumperstumper from hell I could only get the head in from behind.
by Volk2019 March 6, 2019
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Bumperschnotz

The act of doing a line off a womans breast
This lady said we could use hers to do a bumperschnotz
by Bumperschnotz November 12, 2020
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Bumpersticking

A prank that can be executed anywhere, but is most prevalent among LGBTQ+ communities in the Southern United States. You begin by finding a car with copious amounts of right-wing stickers and waiting until the owner gets back. When the owner is in view, you sprint towards their car, stick a pro-LGBTQ+ sticker over a hateful one, and record their reaction as you run away.
Will and I went bumpersticking last night, and one guy pulled a gun on us! We barely got away.
by localpriest March 28, 2022
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Bumpersticker

When you slap your partner's ass whilst in doggy style so hard that it leaves a well-defined handprint.
I left a bumpersticker on your mom the other night. She loved it!
by Phil McRackin December 11, 2023
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Bumpersnickle

Bumpersnickle; the act of raw dogging a car bumper while using a snickle as a condom. A snickle being the combination of a snickers bar within a pickle.
Dude, I was so drunk at the party last night that I gave Jason's car a Bumpersnickle
by TheSilencer 416 July 25, 2024
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