Buff baby manatee

Buff baby is cool

I’m a buff baby manatee

by Buff baby manatee June 12, 2021

Buff Unicorn

A complete and total dumbfuck.

Babbler is an example of a Buff Unicorn.

by Haloofthesun January 19, 2011

buff the spam javelin

to masturbate

The girlfriend is out of town, so I had to buff the spam javelin.

by viaho May 23, 2010

Double Stuffed Buff

A way of clarifying wether or not some one is referring to a buff "Best ugly fat friend" or a buf "best ugly friend". The name is given for the two f's found in buff as buf has a single f.

Hey have you met Alexis's new buff?

I think so. Is she a double stuffed buff or just a buf?
Definitely a double stuffed buff.

by jtcommando27 September 24, 2014

New Buff Squad

In simple terms, this is the baddest and most feared group in Michigan. These are the kids your parents warned you about. You know the boys, they always have Rona’s on deck. This group is tight, no half-send bullshit. The boys are fearless and the bitches are bad. When they are on the lake, you can hear their speakers bumping and banging from miles away. A normal day for them consists of wakeboarding, surfing, and non-stop boozing. These kids make the fucking Catalina Wine Mixer look like a 9 year olds birthday party.

“Yo, is that the New Buff Squad up ahead?”
“Yeah, it is.”
“Fuck, we better get outta here”

by New Buff Squad June 7, 2018

Buff my Wood

A more cleaner way to say "suck my dick"

Male 1: Hey man, you're a faggot
Male 2: Buff my wood!

by Homosaphien September 20, 2009

It'll Buff Out

A seemingly innocent phrase used to describe an incredibly dire or terrible situation in which, no matter the users assurance, the situation will NOT "buff out" or improve to any high extent.

*Individual A proceeds to sit in a chair and, in doing so, breaks the chair*

Individual B: *in a sarcastic tone* It'll buff out.

*Individual A proceeds to become embarrassed*

by A Man of Vast Vocabulary February 3, 2015