British teen

A fuckin drug dealer

British teen: Sniff sniff there goes my GCSE’s

by Shiteonastick January 11, 2020

British Shorthair

A british shorhair is a cat breed originating from the UK. it has a soft Grey/white/tan fur and it's often compared to a plush. The british shorthair was also the inspiration by the "Cheshire cat" in Alice in Wonderland

Guy1: What breed is the Cheshire cat in Alice in Wonderland?
Guy2: Oh that right there is a British Shorthair

by LavaGoatRabbit April 17, 2018

British Blowjob

Blowjob after which person A that receives it ask person B that was making it

"Do you want some tea?"
After which person A starts peeing at mouth of person B.

Do you want have some British Blowjob?
yeah I like this taste at morning.

by Travair January 13, 2022

british coma

A really really deep or good sleep induced by someone talking with a really calming English accent

Why didn't Jerry wake up until noon?

He was in a british coma because of that audiobook.

by absolute door handle July 29, 2020

British pickle

A small dick

I just couldn’t hang with that British pickle he has

by Jenn pickle March 23, 2019

British shows

The best, most exciting, and under-valued genre of TV ever.

You gotta watch those new British shows innit just great mate

by like.hot.asf.swagolicious May 3, 2022

British Standard

A polite way of saying Bull Sh*t.

John: "Did you hear about that new Manchester-based EV company set out to beat Tesla?"

Jack: British Standard...

by XXXABboOod6969 January 1, 2022