Hanson Brett

a complete cyclepath
professional Hitman

Hanson Brett gon fuck it up

by LLPOP January 10, 2023

Ronan Brett

a cuck with a chode

ronan brett watches his girl get pegged

by anonymous April 28, 2025

Brett

Brett is a piece me shit asshole who you cannot trust and he is most likely to make your life shit specially if you are dating him. Stay away from people named Brett.

Brett is a bitch

by Mike.G September 10, 2020

Brett

Brett a creature with many capabilities.Knowledge of thing beyond what many people may believe.Shall become crazed with the of a specific type of rodent call a rat.Has a love for a type of dog breed called a pug.

Brett look a pug

by Pugito owner November 20, 2023

brett's barrel

British Colombian Bowling ball... guy only drinks bud heavies and four lokos... wheels only females under 15... years old... sick forearm tat... loves Stefanski's bajangas.... but is also probably your hot bartender if you've been to the keg in Kelowna

I rubbed Brett's barrel for good luck, its like Buddha's belly but luckier

by papa John\ December 10, 2017

Brett

the victim of getting universally fucked in every possible scenario ever by a faceless entity with no weaknesses and every strength and not realizing youre fucked until youre food.

the act of paying taxes as dictated by your government

don't get bretted by the CRA bud

watch this lion pulling a brett on that squirrell

theres always a bigger shark waiting to turn you into brett

by ShadowThrone 420 & Janath June 22, 2025

Brett

(n): The collective term for a group of Douchbags/douchbros. Originates from the idea that, in every group of douchy guys, one of them is inevitably named “Brett.”

Let’s get outta here, Wayne. There’s a Brett of douchbags heading this way!

by Dhsjjdkjaksbakdbjaban November 22, 2021