Topless Breast Syndrome 

The inability of certain individuals to wear a shirt or top in both public and private life. Victims of this unusual condition feel compelled to go topless, and includes both male and female. To date there is no known cure. Sufferers are encouraged to either hide from public scrutiny or cash in on their new found talent...

Wow, look at that chest. She's obviously suffering from topless breast syndrome.

Topless Breast Syndrome by Kirrock63 October 2, 2009

Nipple to breast ratio 

It is imperative when considering the perfect breast, to consider the Nipple to Breast Ratio, or N.B.R, of course other factors must be considered, such as nipple colour differentiation to breast colour, nipple texture, nipple volume and nipple positioning, however N.B.R tops this list. If the nipple is burger like in size, even the most wonderful of breasts can be ruined in an instant, if the nipple is tiny like a pea, the breast is compromised by having to compensate for lack of said nipple. If you find a woman with a apparent perfect N.B.R (a score out of 10) lock her down immediately, she is golden.

Bloke 1: You should have seen the body on this girl I had intercourse with last night!

Bloke 2: What was it like man? Paint a picture?

Bloke 1: Just perfect man, hourglass like, boobs were great, ass was fantastic, long pins, flat stomach the lot!! She was perfect.

Bloke 2: What was the Nipple to Breast Ratio like?

Bloke 1: Ahhh the nips were a tad to big actually.

Bloke 2: Get out of my life.

Nipple to breast ratio by The Nipple Perfectionist June 22, 2012

breast feeding 

the act of usually an infant sucking on breast usually the mothers

the sexy mother was breast feeding her child when i peeked in

breast feeding by breast77 February 18, 2009

breast 

Can be LARGE or small and something that a man would oove to hold, poke, and do other dirty things with with the mans body part.

Man i had a amazing night last night i just trollied right through that hot bitches breast.

breast by DDean12 March 3, 2007

breastketball 

game popular amongst horney middle school boys in which a girl in a low cut shirt is showered with assorted garbage aimed at her cleavage.
An excuse for middle school boys to reach down a girl's shirt in order to retrieve a sunk wad of paper.

see boob grabbing

Joe: Hey baby, hows about a game of breastketball
Slutty Susan: ok, feel my chest!!!!!

Joe: Hi sexy, let me play breastketball with you
Mary: Eww pervert, Dont touch me or my titties

breastketball by Lyndsey and Steph June 22, 2006

breast milk 

A liquid substance that must be sucked from a woman's ta-ta's. It is extremely beneficial to a child's intellectual ability.

Breast feeding ACT score correlation:
No breast milk: 0-18
3 months breast milk: 18-23
6 months breast milk: 23-28
9 months breast milk: 28-33
12 months breast milk: 33-35
And if you want a freaking smart ass baby, breast feed them til they go to college!

Girl: I love you so much, you are so smart.
Guy: Thanks, my mom just finished breast feeding me. I love breast milk. YUM! (licks lips)

breast milk by MOAsisters23 July 15, 2011

breastcue

the surgical act of reshaping, adjusting,enhancing, realigning ugly or mis-shappened breasts or titties. Usually performed on females but done to males in dire need of rescue. Breastcue can be broken down into two parts; breast as related to the anatomical location and cue; the unselfish act of rescuing.

"Dam it" Dr.Mike, she really needs our help to breastcue her from those ugly titties, what size silicone implants are we going to use for her?

breastcue by Barry Miller, CRNA, ARNP May 24, 2008