the tao of boobies

a way of life centered around the obsession, pursuit and worship of bountiful beautiful naked breasts, literally the way of the breasts

there is much truth in the tao of boobies, for a perky breast can inspire poets

by the tao of boobs May 25, 2010

rent-a-boobies

A bra or bra additives that cause a girl's breasts to appear a size or two larger than they actually are.

Also a much cheaper and less permanent version of fake titties.

guy 1:Yeah, her tits looked great, until I got her naked and saw she was just wearing rent-a-boobies!

guy 2: Snap! false advertising!

guy 1: plus her bra weighed about five pounds from all the padding!

by lingling4canada February 8, 2010

blue boobies

When a guy squeezes, pinches, and rubs your nipples to turn you on and then stops and leaves your nipples sensitive and feeling very horny.

Woman: why do you always pinches my nipples and then stop. It leaves my so horny and all I want to do is mount you
Man: its because your nipples are so hard!
Women:it gives me blue boobies!

by tinlizzie April 23, 2014

soapy boobies

Best thing in the world

Man I just love soapy boobies

by Soapy boobie lover December 17, 2020

Boobie Breeze

When a girl tries to rub her boobs in someones face but misses so they feel a breeze on the their face from the boobs. -BOOBIE BREEZE

"I feel that boobie breeze, gurl!"

by player1234 February 20, 2010

booby baffled

When a baffled virgin gets his first proper gander at a pair of boobs. He will gaze and be baffled as to what to do. The type of person who suffers from this is normally always baffled at new situations in life. You can only be booby baffled once in life.

Showed Norman my breasts last night. It was awkward, he got booby baffled. He never made 2nd base.

by anon.gcfgv755r September 16, 2014

boobie clap

When a large breasted woman slaps her breasts together making a clapping sound.

My girlfriend hates it when I make her do the boobie clap.

by mjk79 January 25, 2014