Cock Blocked

When a lame friend won't let a good looking guy hang out with her friend

I wanted to talk to the hot friend, but her lame friend cock blocked me and told me that they were leaving.

by Bartendress February 5, 2006

popup blocker

a spiffy program that prevents popups from interfering with your web surfing

Those popup ads used to take over my browser all the time, but then I downloaded a popup blocker and they never bothered me again!

by Anonymous April 30, 2003

talk-blocker

a person who interrupts a focused conversation between people with an off-topic/less important subject

i was discussing the monthly sales figures with my supervisor prior to the company meeting, when the CEO came up and started talking about his golf plans this weekend. What a talk-blocker!

by hollybee December 9, 2008

Beer-Blocker

A person who engages in the act of blocking another person, often an alcoholic, from his beer.

Prentice called Chris a beer-blocker after Chris intercepted his attempt to to sneak a beer at nine am.

by Stayman October 14, 2008

barack-blocked

When an election is called so swiftly and decidedly that Election Day parties end early, prematurely stopping any potential hook-ups.

See: cock blocked

"Where's Kelly? I thought you two were hitting it off."
"She left soon as CNN called it for Obama; I got barack-blocked."

by bluejuh March 22, 2009

BOBBY BLOCKED

Being blocked from any interesting web site due to a network admin. that takes himself and his little tiny life too seriously.

Damn, all I was trying to do is check my email and I got "BOBBY BLOCKED"
Shit, Whatta Dick-Weed

by russdall October 23, 2009

Gawk Blocker

A person or thing that obstructs one's view of a point of interest, particularly the view of something sensational or astonishing.

"Hey, down in front! That dude is such a gawk blocker."

"Did you see that chick's rack?" "No my girlfriend was in the way. She's a total gawk blocker."

by TnMinWA December 24, 2009