guru block

When a Narcissistic ex-teacher disowns a student for becoming an individual.
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"Hey, you lecturing at the convention this year?"

"Nah, I got serious guru block.."

by capsule May 28, 2016

Pest-blocking

The inability to interact with one/a group of females due to a fellow pest blocking you out. Similar to the frequently used term 'cock-blocking', but with the 'cock' i.e. an unidentified male, being replaced with a fellow pest.

Dude, I'm trying to hit on this fitty in the dress but Dave is pest-blocking me!

by CirenPest#1 July 23, 2012

chron-block

when a weed dealer keeps telling you the shipment is on its way so that you don't take your business elsewhere. it is basically cock-blocking weed sales

Juice: "yeah i am about to pick up some fire right now."
Buyer: "you sure cause i'm tryna smoke a blunt son"
Juice: "yeah dog on my way"

48 hrs later...... still no chron, and you missed picking up tree from someone else

YOU JUST GOT CHRON-BLOCKED

by 420 assassin December 15, 2011

chron-block

when a weed dealer keeps telling you the shipment is on the way so you don't take your business elsewhere.
it is like cock-blocking, but with weed sales.

Juice: "Yeah. I am about to pick up some weed right now."
Me: "okay because I am really tryna smoke a blunt."

48 hours later.......still no weed

Juice: "yeah my man is about to come though with some fire."
Me: "bullshit. stop trying to chron-block"

by jonnyfuckinblaze December 15, 2011

copy-block

copy-block \ kop-ee blok \ , verb;

the act of sending a print job to the copier so large that it "blocks" others from printing to that machine temporarily

Jim always seems to copy-block his colleagues by sending large documents to the network printer.

by Scotch1979 January 12, 2012

slot blocking

A term used when someone tries to prevent their female friend from having intercourse.

1) Josh and Steve attempted slot blocking their friends at the Blarney Stone last night.

by TracynSteph August 17, 2011

sermon-block

When some asshole sends a long overwritten message to you and blocks you in a attempt to cut you off from your friends. This move is typically performed by insecure creeps with no concept of how interpersonal relationships work, let alone a hairbrush. These are also the ones that label people as "toxic" for no reason - loves high horses even when proven wrong

It's funny, I was going to see Evelyn and Tina tonight but got sermon-blocked by Dermit.

Y'know it's funny how she had the time to sermon-block me without checking herself

by indiepoprocks February 14, 2023