SoCal Asster Blaster

A SoCal (Southern California) Asster Blaster is a response to be used when buying strange combinations of items at a grocery or convenience store (I.E. A cucumber, cat food, and antifreeze)

"What are you gonna use all this for"
"Haven't you ever heard of a SoCal Asster Blaster"

by The Flying Mastadon January 14, 2018

Georgia turbo blaster

The act of twerking over your partners face to stir your guts after taking laxitives then blasting feces all over them.

Aka The Gut Tumbler

I was going to ask Jenny out again but she did a Georgia Turbo Blaster that fucked up those chances.

by GRL2NV August 17, 2018

tittie blaster

An Extreme expression when something goes wrong, or a comeback

You are a tittie blaster for not giving pay

by fuckbitchesgetmoney666 February 12, 2016

tittie blaster

an extreme expression used in rage, or comeback

she bit me so I yelled, "Tittie Blaster!"

by fuckbitchesgetmoney666 February 16, 2016

tittie blaster

An extremely offensive term used when something goes wrong, It can also be used as a comeback.

Awe tittie blaster I forgot to leave that gangbanger money for food

by fuckbitchesgetmoney666 February 12, 2016

Kentucky sand blaster

The act inserting a sand blaster gun into your penis and turning it on until it is full of sand and then placing your penis in her fart box and blowing a load of sand in her

Omg Becky I got a Kentucky sand blaster last night.

by 69chipmunks September 10, 2020

Ass Blaster

The final phase of the graboid lifecycle. Just like shriekers, they hunt using heat sensors on their head. They are capable of flying by mixing a chemical compound inside their bodies and igniting it out their ass to achieve blast off.

Ass Blasters have eggs in them which carries the next generation of Graboids.

by Midwestern idiot July 30, 2024