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A bittie band is a headband, often worn by 11-14 year old wannabe scenesters, also known as bitties.

The bittie band is often paired with a lot of eyeliner, colourful braces, and terribly teased hair.

The bittie band itself is worn in front on the bangs, and around the head, and comes in several different colours. While headbands like this are often worn by non-bitties, when attached to a bitties forehead they are known as bittie bands.
Bittie: omfggg!!!!1111oneone!!! Those headbands that Lights wears are sooooozzz br004al!!!!! I need one for teh BMTH show!!!!111

Non-bittie: ha. Bittie band.
by blehblehbleh22222 October 18, 2010
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Bittical

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Someone who is bitter and therefore cynical about their current situation. This word is used to emphasize the extreme level of these feelings.
Jen was extremely bittical about guys once her boyfriend cheated on her with her sister, so she became a proctologist.
by Impish Mortal February 6, 2010
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bittiedrunk

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A state of intoxication often reached by "bittiecunts". Characterized by shameless flirtation, clumsiness, selective memory loss, stupid pictures, and immature shenanigans.
Stan: "Oh man, check out Robyn"

Stacey: "Yeah, I know. She just puked on some guys shoe"

Stan: "I guess she got a little too bittiedrunk"
by bittiebeb August 13, 2010
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Bittie Chimp

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A female who goes through men faster then a chimp goes through bananas.
Yo those soccer girls are total Bittie Chimps.
by PoundTown11 August 14, 2010
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Easy target for raging lesbians. Best used when you don’t know ‘bittie’s’ Name. Which is every time.
Gonna go slay some bittie’s At Liars bar tonight
by Bittieflick January 13, 2018
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Bitties

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The feminine counterpart to the masculine individuals, also known as men.

Women
Shawtys
I get no bitties
Iyaad needs 3 more bitties
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Musical Bitties

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When a guy likes a girl and gets shut down, then goes on to liking her friend and goes on to another friend after getting shut down again, etc.

Like playing musical chairs but with girls.
Sally, Suzie and Sarah were best friends. Jack liked Sally until he realized he had no chance with her. Then Jack went for Suzie. After Suzie shut Jack down he tried to go for Sarah. Jack was playing musical bitties.
by TheBitties August 20, 2013
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