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A gent with a rather large penis who everyone gets the impression is an asshole. They aren’t wrong. He either really loves you, or really hates you. Probably hates you, though.
“Bittick gave me the dirtiest look earlier, he must despise me.”
“He literally only likes his girlfriend so...”
bittick by ballsdeepinmeghan April 21, 2018
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buttickle 

when to have to pee and you cant so you tickle your but jsut above the crack and you'll go
i gotta pee but i cant

yo just pull a buttickle
buttickle by Danny Sway May 31, 2005
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A tick that only sucks blood from butts; usually use this phrase for when someone is being annoying
Person 1: "Can I borrow a pencil."
Person 2: "No."
Person 1: "Thanks a lot, buttick."
Buttick by Jan_2301 November 23, 2015
Bitrick (Bi-Trick); Singular form of Bitrix; A downe bitch that be lesbian on Sunday, bi on Monday and Tuesday come round and they straight.
Lex says: "Hey what's good?"

Avenue says: "Oh, nothing. Did you get my text? Will you turn me out?"

Lex says: "Get ya shit together you Bitrick, Booyah!"
Bitrick by Shogirl January 2, 2008
When someone/something or life is being a bitch and a dick
Life's been a huge bitick

And holy shit She's sucks a bitick
Bitick by 123456bum123456 June 17, 2016

BigTicket 

A nickname often given to one of conservative nature. This person must be stubborn, conceited beyond belief, painfully narrow minded, and delusional. Some activities that this person partakes in are: over exaggerating drunkenness, cheating on gentlemens bets, and jerking off to Sarah Palin. Also, this person is extremely nerdy but does not seem to realize this and goes about their days falsely believing that they are cool.
M: Who's that d-bag who looks drunk even though he only had one beer?
J: Oh it must be BigTicket!

BigTicket: I am not a nerd.
Elizabeth: Dude, you have a mug that says "I love computers" and are a know it all. You are a total nerd.
BigTicket: Elizabeth you are such an education major to think that you are correct.
BigTicket by Small Ticket December 6, 2010

buttickle 

its when you need to be so you tickle you butt to go
man i couldnt be so i had to pull a buttickle
buttickle by Danny Sway April 11, 2005
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