The Binter

Many have sought after the one known as "The Binter". Certainly he is the "Principium Bogosis", or the initial principle of the "Bogos". As to the precise identity, objective, and location of "The Binter", who among us may say? Who hath in secret had his photos printed, without also wondering if his "Bogos" may be binted. Who hath sought to pick up a photo from the printer, without considering also a "Bogos" from "The Binter". Who hath embraced the beauty of the printing, yet not trembled before the horror of the BINTING? Who hath frolicked amongst the prints, yet not trembled amongst the bints? Truly this mystery is beyond us to know, we can all but grasp at the mystery of "The Binter".

Your friend: "If Photos are printed, that implies a Printer. If Bogos are Binted, does that imply the existence of "The Binter"?

You: "Truly, who can say"?

by Disciple of the Binter September 8, 2021

bigtedd

A sex position invented in the 50s by a man lacking in a rather important department.
He made up for it with an "extension" device made from a hollowed out strap-on.

This allowed him to have fun despite his poor acorn as well as pleasuring those in his company.

In honor of his invention the act of using such an aid was dubbed bigtedd.
Not much is known about bigtedd's later life, it is believed that he started a brothel and died of a heart attack in his late 80s while banging away.

If you lack the goods you can always bigtedd it.

Man I wish I didn't have an acorn... Oh well I guess I can always bigtedd it.

by zerg547961 December 20, 2013

Banterogenous

A consumable substance which causes banter to occur between two or more people.
-or-
A person or people who have banterous intentions or are inclined to cause banter between one another.

"This weed is particularly 'banterogenous'."
-or-
"Drinking large quantities of alcohol makes me and the lads extremely 'banterogenous'."

by SpazyMcGee February 8, 2015

Banterogenic

Specifically, a substance (typically alcohol) which, when consumed will make a person banterogenous and will cause banterous behaviour.

"Dave drank so many 'banterogenics' last night, his banterous behaviour became almost unbearable."

Synonyms:
Banterogen
Banterogenous

(i.e. a banterogen is a 'banterogenic' substance which is banterogenous and will cause banterous behaviour)

by SpazyMcGee February 8, 2015

Banterogen

Noun

Typically a substance, (usually alcohol) which, when consumed will make a person banterogenous and will cause them to execute banterous behaviour.

Can also refer to a person who, as part of group of lads will be the dedicated 'banterogen' - A person who will nearly always be the one to begin a banterous conversation.

"Dave drank so many 'banterogens' last night, his banterous behaviour became almost unbearable."
-or-
"Dave is such a 'banterogen'! He always makes the lads giggle

by SpazyMcGee February 8, 2015

Bantertastic

Bantertastic: The most supreme form of banter.Thought to have originated in Britain or Ireland

Person 1: Nandos was great!
Person 2:it was more than that it was Bantertastic

by Baztx July 10, 2015

banter recieved

When someone throws some quality banter your way and you want to show your appreciation and respect by not providing a come back.

"Well I didn't see you getting with Neil's sister last night..."

"Banter recieved mate. Banter recieved."

by Prestige-worldwide September 3, 2016