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Bending

A form of anal sexual pleasure specific to people who have a very large penis when half-hard. This act involves edging oneself almost to sexual completion, then waiting till the penis softens up to a point where its hard and virile enough to ejaculate, then bending it into the anus, therefore finishing in your butthole.
Friend 1: Dude I was Bending all night, it took ages to shit it out!
Friend 2: That's insane, you should be in an asylum!
by gigyo May 27, 2024
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Bend

To drive.
I just got a new car so I'm ready to bend.

Or.
You can catch me bending corners in my hood.
by anonymous February 18, 2024
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Barnyard Bend

Country term for a curved cock.
That guy’s dick is bent. He’s got the old barnyard bend!
by Westhebartender March 15, 2024
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Bend Turnaround

After swearing that you are going to have a quiet night in, your mate with a Craft Beer problem turns up with a slab of cans. Next thing you know you are banging down the door of the local Jif Merchant looking for a bag of whiff.
Bollocks, Serious Neil arrived and I have suffered a severe Bend Turnaround. Looks like I will be having a cry wank at 5am again.
by Torbaydos July 27, 2022
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Bend her limbs

When someone won’t give you a zumpkin so you threaten to bend there limbs
“If you don’t give me a zumpkin I’m gonna bend your limbs” or “she wouldn’t fuck Zayne so he threatened to bend her limbs”
by Jakebarrett42 January 26, 2026
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