Vag Badger 

noun. One who continuously attempts to get a girl's attention by following her and pestering her with pointless talk while ultimately hoping to gain entry into her pants.

Colin: Hey Anna. I know I just talked to you 5 minutes ago, but Hey again!!

Anna: Colin! Quit being such a vag badger! If you want to fuck just say something, gosh.

Vag Badger by thevagbadger July 6, 2009

badger badger badger 

A flash file featuring badgers, snakes and mushrooms.

Badger badger badger is the most retarded thing I've ever seen.

badger badger badger by mrs. folds June 5, 2005

badger song 

A song that is about badgers, mushrooms, and snakes.

the badger song is cool

badger song by ass wiper November 14, 2007

Honey Badger 

An animal that doesn't give a shit.
Considered the most fearless animal on earth.

Hey look, a house full of bees, you think the honey badger gives a shit? No it just wants its honey.

Honey Badger by Shortyman September 9, 2011

bargersville

A shitty little town south of greenwood indiana. Where people move to find that perfect little house with the white picket fence. Where beaver lives and everythings perfect and there are not problems. Until you move there and find out everyone is a bunch of assholes and everybody had a drug or drinking problem.

Im moving to bargersville to get away from the ghetto. When i get there maybe ill get harrased by the police and pick up a drug habit.

bargersville by yoitsmeaaaamario January 15, 2009

Badger-Wrestling 

euphemism for the act of drunken vomiting, particularly when done in the garden or outside of an establishment where a social event is taking place. The phrase derives from the violent, often growling sounds, comparable to that of a woodland creature engaged in a fight that violent, alcohol-induced vomiting produce. The phrase can also be used to deny vomiting in which the person responsible may claim to have literally been wrestling badgers.

He downed a bottle of rum and spent the rest of the evening badger-wrestling in the azaleas...

"I was simply dealing with pest control and can totally handle my drink"

Badger-Wrestling by James Preston December 26, 2008