Backwards Mashed Potatoes

The art of ejaculating inside of someone and proceeding to shit inside of them (preferably wetly). The colors are reversed.

Please uncle Mike… no more backwards mashed potatoes.

by NapoleonD December 28, 2023

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Backwards Betty

To masturbate to pornography on VHS or Betamax while rewinding it.

"You know what, I'm bored of just masturbating. I think I'll treat myself to a backwards betty tonight. Let me just dust off these VHS tapes I hid behind the water tank 7 years ago"

by Megaross August 27, 2014

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An adventurous jobby performed sat backwards with your external genitals facing the cistern.

Has the downside of leaving the bowl in a mess, depending on anatomy and toilet style.

But also clearly the upsides of taking a fresh approach to a daily activity and having somewhere to rest your elbows without having red marks on your knees.

“I’m feeling reckless, I might go and do a backwards jobby.”

“Don’t you go doing a backwards Jobby downstairs”

by D A V É August 8, 2018

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Stink Is A Word Backwards And It Is KnitS

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 8, 2025

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Backwards-Itis

The desease that you catch when you get so baked that anything that is written out(letters,numbers,words) appear written backwards.

Keegs- Dude I was driving home on the highway last night after that mango kush. I could've swore I was going 06 miles per hour! I had a serious case of Backwards-Itis Brah!

Thurgood- Ah, you crazy man, you crazy!

by keegs21 April 20, 2010

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