"You don't know your ass from a hole in the ground." Illustrate with a pen and paper drawing a circle and a cracked circle. Now ask which is your ass and which is the hole in the ground. Subject points to cracked circle and you mock while pointing to their real derriere.
After listening to untruthful gibberish, you say to person, "you don't know your ass from a hole in the ground."
by 13Ronbets May 05, 2016
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comes from hebrew. used when someone is pissed off and once to sound scary and intimidating towrdes someone elles...
person a: yo mama is bitch
person b: say that again and "I will open your ass (ani iftach lech ta'tahat)"
by LLLLLLLL August 01, 2006
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when someone is acting or being stupid and you get mad this is what comes out of your mouth
why are you being an idiot, do you want my foot up your ass
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dont know your ass from the ass end of a bowling ball similar to dont know your ass from a hole in the ground a little more funny
you mister president dont know your ass from the ass end of a bowling ball
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redneck way of saying "I'm gonna kick your ass"
Bubba if you touch my momma again, your ass is grass and you can call me john deere!
by dboyfromdahood April 29, 2012
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