ash crack

ash crack is 'crack' or a joke that is in no way, shape or form the slightest bit funny and makes a man want to cry. Something that is said to be ash crack can be a poor effort of sarcasm or a comment that is intended to be funny but everything falls still and stops breathing, dies a little and commonly tumble weeds roll across scenery. People have been known to have that bad 'ash crack' that they have been put inside tyres and burnt alive (worse case scenario) common punishments include slaps and verbal abuse. 'Ash' can also mean 'dead'

A: 'pass me them turkey twizlers'
B: ' I turkey twizzled your mum'
A: ' NO, that was ash crack'
B: ' yer right in her crack'
(que tumble weed, verbal abuse and wet fish slap)

e.g. somebody starts telling a really long crap joke. You yell 'Just bore off with your ash crack, your giving me a boregasm!'

by robbo18 April 17, 2011

Valley of Ashes

Ghetto in The Great Gatsby ; the downfall of the American dream according to Wikipedia

Myrtle Wilson lived in the Valley of Ashes

by The Muffin Man 2 June 6, 2009

Little Ash

The most amazing person you will ever meet. Fun, awesome, amazing, sexy, cute, adorable, funny, bad-ass, and goddess-like. She is so fun, your mind will be blown when she says hello. Always hope you get those smiles, because they will make your life. She is extremely nice, and the best friend you could ever have. When you meet her, you will never want to leave her side. Don't forget to draw her some animals. She loves animals. When you see her eyes, you see the glory of life! There is only one Little Ash, so pray that you are lucky enough to meet her. She is a great person to rely on, and an amazing person to even talk to. Her beauty will radiate your life with joy and happiness. When you meet her, say hello to Little Ash.

Dude, so I met Little Ash the other day, and she was the most amazing person ever! Dude, I'm so going to be her best friend for life.

by Ash'sBFFS August 12, 2011

ash hole

when you are being an asshole over the ash tray

pass that ash tray you ash hole

by perple X January 1, 2008

kyle ash

someone who consistently freaks out at random occasions and is fairly socially unacceptable

Friend loses at a video game

Friend: FUCK THIS *throws controller*
Me: calm down its just a game
Friend: Fuck this, fuck life, fuck salt, fuck sugar
Me: jeez ok "kyle ash"

by RAHHHHHHHGAHGAH1 November 30, 2009

ashely jenkins

a very strange, yet very cool person.

OMG was that an Ashely Jenkins in that lamborghini?

by jackson Not June 23, 2009

ash hole

When a bowl (of marijuana) is all ash.

You:(passing a pipe or bong) I thinks it's ash hole, you might want to check.

Friend: Yep it sure is, i'm not smoking that crap!

by Red Dog September 5, 2005