Reach-Around

These requirements must be satisfied:
1. Two men are in a room together and they are naked.
2. They both like each other enough to penetrate the other.
3. They are both gay.
4. One man (the bitch of the two) is taking it up the ass. (by "it" I mean the other man's penis, and by "up the ass" I mean up the ass.
5. The man who is ramming his rim-rod up and around his partner's sphincter must then use one hand to "Reach-Around" and masturbate his partner until he cums.
6. It can be done with two girls as well but then it's not as funny. Oh and they don't necessarily have to have penises.

Harry Potter was fucking Ron Weasley's asshole nice and hard when Ron asked him for a reach-around, shortly after this, Ron's penis was spewing out a geyser of gayness.

One time Hermoine asked Ron for a reach-around, however, Ron informed her that she didn't have a penis.

by Captain Penis November 11, 2008

dicking around

messing around and doing nothing; usually to avoid doing work

"stop dicking around you dumb fuck"

by Wankstar GTangstar October 29, 2003

pushing it around

female clitoral masturbation.

Ya, my mom walked in on me pushing it around. I was SO embarrassed.

Wow, after that hot sex scene, I wanna go push it around.

by BrittneeMarie May 3, 2008

Jacking-Around

Fooling around, messing with buddies or other people in a completely dumb way.

Hey!, stop jacking-around.

by Legs Mahoney February 12, 2009

nipping around

Messing around, usually done with coolguys.

What The FUCK are you doing?
Just nipping around.

by carson and hayden March 15, 2008

fooling around

Making an idiot of oneself. Acting immaturely.

Stop fooling around

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

dicking around

fucking around for shits and giggles!

guy1:you have a fatass son!
guy2: FO SHO!

by alison October 28, 2003