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Ashton

Look at ashton he’s a fat coon
by Coonpximer February 15, 2019
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Ashton Burns

Ashton Burns is a small hyperactive midget. He has all the smaller qualities an average male would having, meaning he has a micropenis and is a midget. Ashton is a very dyslexic person and can barely spell the alphabet, if Ashton is asked to do anything he will ultimately fail, not knowing what to do in any situation.
Ashton burns has a micropenis, everyone laugh at him!
by Wize Guy. April 27, 2022
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ashton

a little sus , hangs out with females , wears makeup , loves saying things like “love that for you” or “omg twinsies” bounces up and down waving hands when excited
did you see ashton”
yea he was being sus
by ashtonssongle March 3, 2019
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Ashton Schluetter

A really amazing person, who gets all the girls and has really good grades! Doesn’t usually have the best of friends, but the best ones stay with him until the very end. He can do anything that he puts his mind to, and is overall an amazing person.
Girl: Is that Ashton Schluetter?
Other Girl: Yeah HES so hot!
Ashton: Hey girl, how’s it going.
Girl: Omg*howls* ouuga!
by HaylieEichenseer November 4, 2020
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Ashton

A annoying girl with no sense of humor or friends. She is normally ran over and back stabbed.
Girl: Hey have you met that Ashton girl?
Boy: Ew no why would I ?!
by Kay_Altman June 4, 2020
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ashton

literally a pussy vagina slayer. a bad beech with a bad attitude slay baddie gar. literally can destroy yo mama’s dance pole within seconds mg.
dAng man that ashton person is kinda hot wth
by betterthanurmomlastnight March 28, 2022
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Ashton

A sexy ass, don’t skip leg day ass, Tarzan ass, victorious secret model ass hoe
You like Ashton? Not surprised, but just so u know he IS a hoe.
by @urlocalhoe November 3, 2019
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