by Coonpximer February 15, 2019

Ashton Burns is a small hyperactive midget. He has all the smaller qualities an average male would having, meaning he has a micropenis and is a midget. Ashton is a very dyslexic person and can barely spell the alphabet, if Ashton is asked to do anything he will ultimately fail, not knowing what to do in any situation.
by Wize Guy. April 27, 2022

a little sus , hangs out with females , wears makeup , loves saying things like “love that for you” or “omg twinsies” bounces up and down waving hands when excited
by ashtonssongle March 3, 2019

A really amazing person, who gets all the girls and has really good grades! Doesn’t usually have the best of friends, but the best ones stay with him until the very end. He can do anything that he puts his mind to, and is overall an amazing person.
Girl: Is that Ashton Schluetter?
Other Girl: Yeah HES so hot!
Ashton: Hey girl, how’s it going.
Girl: Omg*howls* ouuga!
Other Girl: Yeah HES so hot!
Ashton: Hey girl, how’s it going.
Girl: Omg*howls* ouuga!
by HaylieEichenseer November 4, 2020

by Kay_Altman June 4, 2020

literally a pussy vagina slayer. a bad beech with a bad attitude slay baddie gar. literally can destroy yo mama’s dance pole within seconds mg.
by betterthanurmomlastnight March 28, 2022

by @urlocalhoe November 3, 2019
