A fat guy named Albert who thinks his all top notch and thinks his a smarty pants when really all he does is cry over stupid things like when he can't play video games or needs his mummy with him all the time
Mostly my ex friend fatty Albert is just like this cause he does all of that and is very fat because of it
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My best friend is Albert and I love him.
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