When someone else has a trachea hole and you are fucking them deep in their throat, while you are orgasming, your seamen comes out of the other persons trachea hole and lands on your balls.
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Rusty did the Alaskan Narwhal in that bitches ass and when she farted he sniffed the air to get a buzz
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“You didn’t know? He’s got one of them Alaskan Uncrustables.”
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by SylverZephyr March 14, 2022
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Oh Shit! That guy just fell through the ice.
Luckily Stewart is here. He’s the only one brave enough to give him an Alaskan Sleeping Bag.
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