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Alan

Alan ist der beste nettesten nicht Fette sondern muskolöseste Mensch. Alle seine Freunde sind froh in zu haben er wierd von jeder Frau geliebt. Da er einen 50cm Cock hat der jede Frau befriedigt. Und in Friday the 13 th ist er der Beste. In die meisten Gruppen ist Alan der Schöne lustige und der leader. Er wird auch Geiler zecker genant
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Alan
by Alan Geiler Zecker April 16, 2020
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Michael Alan Snell

mike is a small man boy who is obsessed with fire trucks. he is a wanna-be fireman who spends all of his time in the fire hall because he thinks he’s cool. he loves to harass me 24/7 ab almonds.
Michael Alan Snell eats ass.
by noone7654 February 11, 2020
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Alan

He is coolest guy you can meet, This man is probably a norvegian god fall in earth.

I mean, MATE! You just have to talk 5 minutes with him to see how much he is smart , sarcastic, and a very unique piece of sincerity. He is very open minded, funny and brave with a great sense of honor.

He's a gentleman you never see a man more kind with girls( in bed that's an another story) this man is the perfect

boyfriend.Every time you spent with him, have to be fully enjoyed.
And of course you never have deep conversation before you talk with Alan.If you are his friend or girlfriend , you don't realise your chance to be with this person.

Everybody needs an Alan!
"Oh my god ,it's Alan!"

"Oww man! who is this cool guy with the black leather jacket ?"
by Huge boss February 12, 2020
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Alan Brazil

A man who calls you a mug or a fat f*ck regularly.
Our Ollie is 100% an Alan Brazil.
by xBenno97x May 1, 2020
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Alan

A guy that is very selfish at times. He always has a cigar in his mouth and thinks he is the best. But let’s be honest. He isn’t.
Hey Alan get that cigarette out of your mouth

Alan: go away I’m stronger then you so I am not afraid to punch you up!
by Fief888888 July 3, 2020
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Alan

Alan a dude who’s the biggest simp for a girl named Raven
Did you see Alan simping for Raven
by random user79 July 9, 2020
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Alan

Is a Male who likes to have sex with older women. They are tend to be embarrassed and very emotional when someone disagrees with his ideas. He is the type of guy who would have a threesome. But on the outside he is very hot and sexy which is why he is very attractive. He is a very funny and intelligent man who likes to go on adventures. If you know an Alan then you are very lucky. Do not let him go.
Your being such an Alan today Andrew.
by Hardman George July 15, 2020
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