The act of shoving both of ones hands up someone’s ass in order to reach the infinite pleasure gates in the center of a person. Then a quick tugging motion to fully disembowel the partner. Then you kiss the person and suck on their face hard enough to suck their intestines back into their body.
Imma give my ho an Alabama piledriver in Micky D’s.
My mom caught me while I was having an Alabama piledriver.
My mom caught me while I was having an Alabama piledriver.
by Cat in the ass June 19, 2018
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"Hey chaps, lets do an Alabama Squeezebox on Susannah and then follow it up with some Space Dock Fondue!"
"I say, old fellow! That sound's positively delightful!"
"I say, old fellow! That sound's positively delightful!"
by Serequel October 12, 2011
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Scratching ones butt hole with thier finger and then stirring someones drink with the tainted finger.
The ass hole at the bar left his drink to take a piss. I scratched my ass hole and stirred his drink, giving him an Alabama Stir Stick
by Bubba Ho January 23, 2008
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by mrMis March 3, 2009
Get the Alabama Wreckingball mug.To urinate inside the ass of your significant other then proceed to fuck her until a major load of jizzz has been blown from the cock. The interesting combination of jizzz and urine will then resemble that of a Key Lime Pie in the butthole of your significant other.
Cletus was extremely hungry and horny so he proceeded to perform an Alabama Key Lime Pie on Laqueesha.
by BigBamaButtFucker September 27, 2009
Get the Alabama Key Lime Pie mug.The act of shitting on a sleeping persons face then rolling it smooth with a rolling pin. The result of this is a crusty poo poo face in the morning, resembling a newly paved road.
by Matt Zeletes July 24, 2011
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