Adult pacifier

Alcohol, sex, drugs. Things adults use to pacify themselves when life gets overwhelming.

I can’t believe I’m really raw dogging life now. I don’t drink smoke or have sex. No more adult pacifiers!

by badbtchesgetit March 24, 2024

Adult Lego

can be used to either describe AR-15s or PC builds due to their high modularity.

My friend just bought a bunch of components and put it all together into a PC build, man those things are really like adult lego.
My friend just slapped a upper and lower tougher and put a red dot and 45 degree iron sights on it, building guns is like adult lego.

by F-5E Tiger II September 27, 2023

Adult Choccy Milk

"I can pay my mortgage but also color outside the lines"
Ever miss the insane INTENSE energy and excitement of elementary school recess?
Look no further.
Adult Choccy Milk is chocolate milk with a glow up (alcohol? Possibly?) and a dash of ✨

Person 1: "Will you come listen to us yap about our sigma tech bro startup?"

Person 2: "No."
Person 1:"Pls we have Adult Choccy Milk 🍫🥛 "
Person 2:"okay fine I'm in"

by warehouseyappers July 17, 2024

Recreational Adult

An adult you associate with as a child with whom you have no professional or legal relationship.

"Paul is such a nerd for having recreational adults."

by Pivotcoptr July 11, 2016

medium adult

This term is obviously used after a 2-5 day bender when you know you are being irresponsible. It’s great with friends bc it’s funny but you know you’re in shit creek with your job.

Hey Jenny, you have to cover for me with the tiny tots on the monkey bars and the little ones on the roller coaster. I blew Steve til 8 am and feel like a medium adult today. Cover for me...please cover for me...

by Larry and Rex and Benny July 16, 2018

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by AddictedToAnAuditoru February 27, 2025

adult gift

A gift given by one mature myth to a semi less mature "boy" or stud. This gift may be given during the holidays or at any special occasion. This adult gift can be hand crafted made or strategically put together with a very specific reaction.

An adult gift can be An unexpected special gift of great proportions, from someone who loves you.

by browniz19 December 25, 2013