Sloppy Alan

A Sloppy Alan is when you shart but catch it with your ass cheeks so it never touches your pants. Leaving pants clean thus not resulting in shit pants.

Bro #1. Bro I just sharted Bro.

Bro #2. Bro you gotta go change Bro?

Bro #1. Nah Bro I caught it with my butt cheeks and it never touched my pants!

Bro #2. Tight! A Sloppy Alan!

Bro #1. Sloppy Alan!

Bro #1 and Bro #2 High-five.

by RyButtnik October 5, 2023

Alan Stanley

good guy, good friend :thumbsup:

my friend is such an alan stanley :lel:

by alan's 2nd best friend March 29, 2022

Alan

He’s a like a box .

Alan the box

by 808boiz July 27, 2021

alan

he is bonkers

alan is bonkers

by baldbrandon March 30, 2023

Alan Martinez

literally one of the sweetest guys out there, can be a tease but I’d really hot asf lol

some person: ayo is that Alan Martinez?
me: mhm

some person: is he single?
me: nah his with me lol rekt

by axisiting March 8, 2021

Alan

Alan is the person you'll meet who's very outgoing but can be very tired. Hes also the most loving person except, he doesn't know how to communicate or show his love for his significant other/lover. He is a kind-hearted person but can appear harsh to some people, but it's his way of joking around. He's extremely nonchalant but caring on the inside. You need someone to spend your time with? Alan. He has the most genuine smile to exist and the prettiest lips, ever. Yes, he can mess up sometimes, but he needs his way of fixing it and will always try harder to fix it. His only intentions are to love and to care, never hurt.

"Alan is so cute,"

by yosolo January 11, 2023

Alan Browne

Gets all the girls, has a magnum dong. Usually seen with the equally attractive Jack Woods or the less so attractive Ronan. Alans are so attractive they have a magnetic field that attracts women.

Wow that guy is so hot he must be Alan Browne *proceeds to die of horniness*

by Nintabo November 16, 2020