Landon

A big fat retard with a big fat sack. He likes anal too. With big black guys. no penis just huge balls.
was that landon? man his balls huge.
by November 24, 2021
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What the actual fuck, this mans is heckin wild, keep him away from your socks
holy shit run Landon is coming
by big hecken February 06, 2019
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Most likely a kid who talk about someone but is way more worse then himself. Probably looks like a girl and has no type of muscle. His flaw is him not showering for average of 3 days straight.
“Landon why can’t you lift the paper up?” - Everyone
by dereck123 March 18, 2019
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Landons are the most smartest and handsomest people you will ever meet! They are amazing boyfriends and they love FaceTime. They are super kind and are very funny!
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landon

the new form of the word incel. this does not reference anyone and anybody with the name landon is pure coincidence.
guy: "Haha women aren't funny because women"
other guy: "Don't be such a landon dude"
by Profound.artist October 14, 2019
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Landon is an annoying mf he may stalk you (Follow you everywhere) he is also very emotional don’t ever date a Landon bc they are weird asf and ugly asf and they also talk a lot of shit and they are really bad at sports😬
Ew is that Landon he’s annoying
by Jaylzzze October 30, 2019
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Such a handsome cutie. Never want to let him go. He may seem mean at first but when you get to know him you will think he is your world. With his deep blue eyes you will fall in love with just one glance. Taller than others star football and basketball star you will think he is a reality prince charming. You will think i will never get a chance with him. But wait, you never know until you try.
Girl1- Who is he, his eyes are so blue.
Girl2- Oh that is Landon he is like a prince charming.
by Meals104 May 20, 2020
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