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Chris

Chris is a cheating whore, who is in large beleif, that all he may create, is ritchiousnes. He is found to be very skinny, and more feminane than Any other man. You can easily see him in girls clothing, and there isn't any doubt in any ones mind, that he finds this "Fabulous". This person is NOT, to be permitted with awesome hair, or the preference of a certain Spartan. If found doing both, should be jumped. Beware, he wants you up the ass.
Chrissy: Oh man, my boyfriend just cheated on me, and blamed it on me!

Scott: Oh what a Chris!
by Scottie/Chrissy's posey June 2, 2011
mugGet the Chrismug.

Chris

The new face of homosexuality, known best for his humorous videos located on myspace.
Zomfg that Chris guy is soooo funny, don't you think?
by Jesse McCloskey November 11, 2008
mugGet the Chrismug.

Chris

The kind of person nobody likes and is extremely annoying
by yo mom mate February 18, 2017
mugGet the Chrismug.

Chris

A country boy that is fit and handsome. And has a huge dick
what a guy he so damn hot. Man

What a stud.
Chris : a born to live , born to ride like a cowboy.
by The cool man June 20, 2018
mugGet the Chrismug.

Chris

Some ugly guy who was most likely named after a movie character.

small penis. wouldnt fuck
"That Chris is a douchebag."
by welpUwU May 27, 2019
mugGet the Chrismug.

Chris

basically a man thot he is probably a poser skater who hangs out with a bunch of bitches because he’s secretly gay plus she dates a lot of girls and he’s a shorty shopper
by nina faye November 15, 2018
mugGet the Chrismug.

Chris

Chris is a horrible dad. A cheater. Has a little penis. Is a liar. Thinks of only himself. Likes strippers.
Look isnt that Vikki husband at the strip club making out with that stripper Exotic? Just like a Chris.
by CaliforniaStar August 26, 2018
mugGet the Chrismug.

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