turtle knocking

The act of fucking someone and mistakenly giving them a hickey

Hey Amanda, by the look of Wes' neck you guys did some Turtle Knocking last night.

by Dienda the turtle December 20, 2014

turtle-rat

A synonym for armadillo.

That turtle-rat eat all the tomatoes in the garden.

by BigDonSpl February 4, 2010

jab the turtle

The best rapper on the planet as of now

I love jab the turtle

by Oxford dictionary co March 24, 2017

Respect the Turtle

A term for masturbation as coined by Craig Ferguson on the May 23rd episode of The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson.

I need some quiet time to respect the turtle.

by Big Lex May 25, 2014

Turtle Nuts

A word to describe your testicles when they shrivel up and get hard. Like a turtle's shell.

Man, it's freezing out here! I got turtle nuts!

by Wezal June 26, 2019

Turtle in the Pool

A floating Turd

Chris: man Dean left a turtle in the pool this morning

by SuperJuice! March 22, 2009

stranded turtle

an action of an overweight person laying on their back who is forced to rock themselves into an upright position.

fat jesus called for help and when no one answered he did the stranded turtle

by bizarrojesus January 21, 2010