Royal Russell

all the boys in year 10 22/23 are all leng and the girls are clapped.
Year 11 girls are fake tanned and bright orange and the boys are amazing
you go royal russell?
yh it’s klm
by bigdickdaddy20890982 December 14, 2022
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Russel Jay

A retired player that can get a girl to fall head over heels, usually considered an easy-going person who gets along with everyone. Always in denial about being angry or jealous. Territorial when it comes to girls.
Woah. Russel Jay... such a flirt.
by Juanita Anderson April 18, 2011
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russel roulette

When attempting to free handle a Russel viper, the fastest striking snake in all of India, ends badly with a bite full of hemotoxic venom straight into your blood stream And a death sentence.
What was that guy thinking? picking that particular viper up is like playing Russel Roulette.
by Ambassador for humanity February 09, 2025
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Russell Branded

When someone shoves their huge dick down your slutty little throat and keeps it there until your mascara runs a little bit.
"Hello Mr. Police Man ... I'd like to make a complaint ... I was Russell Branded over a decade ago"
"Fuck off you little whore"
by CoronaMan September 18, 2023
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russell sears

Hey did u see Russell sears at basketball, he was so hot I thought I was gunna melt
by Sjfjv January 22, 2018
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Michael J Russell

Character from old Irish Folklore. Ranga. Similar attributes to Ronald McDonald. Equal to Ian Hawke possibly. Only Freo supporter in the state. Never fully clothed.
''Look at that Michael J Russell over there''
''HOLY CHEESE''
*Starts getting naked
by Nightfella0 May 06, 2024
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Russell, Ontario

Small town near Ottawa named after a racist slave master that was ranked 3rd best place to live in Canada in 2018.
If you want to live here you must be a entitled government worker or arrogant cop. The town is pretty quiet and very few businesses there, most are in neighbouring Embrun. The few businesses in town are run by people that look like they hate their lives and want to hang themselves. The real excitement locals like to do is walk their dogs around town and complain about everything on local Facebook groups. If your over 65 you go to the Tim Hortons to sit with other unhappy old farts sipping a expensive small coffee starting rumors/spreading gossip. For a true seasoned

Russellite you must find out when your neighbor is working in the office that week so you can go over to make love to their spouse. The town also has 15 massage therapists, locals are so stressed out working from home. Domino's is the only place that delivers food and the car can be seen all over town driving like a stoned maniac. The town teenagers have formed local gangs that consist of the pyjama pants vapers and Furies that dress up as animals. They control the south part of town and do drugs under the bridge and make out in the back of U-Haul trucks. Also If you are not white Anglo Saxon or French you will most likely be bullied out of town.
Honey let's move to Russell, Ontario it's cheaper than Ottawa, we can work from home in our pyjamas and get a massage stoned.
Did you see those new Canadians moved into our town of Russell, Ontario it's getting bad here honey.
by Melanie Corvinelli April 04, 2024
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