An attractive black (or African American) mother; or, a black (or African American) mother which you would like to fuck.
Wade: That black girl over there is pretty hot.
Harry: I bet her mom is hot too.
Nick: She is, I've seen her.
Wade: Wow a Chocolate MILF.
Harry: I bet her mom is hot too.
Nick: She is, I've seen her.
Wade: Wow a Chocolate MILF.
by Its the dogg January 3, 2008
Get the chocolate milfmug. Mom I'd Like to Fuck Everyday.
A woman so gorgeous that the 'hit it and quit it" mentality just isn't reasonable. Used mostly by love-struck males in the 18-25 range who have become enamored with an older woman.
A woman so gorgeous that the 'hit it and quit it" mentality just isn't reasonable. Used mostly by love-struck males in the 18-25 range who have become enamored with an older woman.
Guy One: Dude, that woman is such a MILF.
Guy Two: Nah man, she's a MILF-E.
G1: Huh?
G2: Mom I'd Like to Fuck Everyday. She's a keeper- I'd treat her like a princess, always making passionate love to her, like a beautiful woman deserves.
G1: Grow a dick, man.
G2: Oh, I have one. And it'd be all hers, forever...
Guy Two: Nah man, she's a MILF-E.
G1: Huh?
G2: Mom I'd Like to Fuck Everyday. She's a keeper- I'd treat her like a princess, always making passionate love to her, like a beautiful woman deserves.
G1: Grow a dick, man.
G2: Oh, I have one. And it'd be all hers, forever...
by RichardNixonRocks May 18, 2009
Get the MILF-Emug. An ugly goateed middle-aged asshole that fucks "milfs" on the internet even though he is probably older than all of them, for three reasons..
1. The chick they claim is 39 is really 19.
2. The guy is just fucking old.
3. And kind of fat.
How can the site be hot if the guy fucking the milfs is a grandpa that nobody wants to fuck.
1. The chick they claim is 39 is really 19.
2. The guy is just fucking old.
3. And kind of fat.
How can the site be hot if the guy fucking the milfs is a grandpa that nobody wants to fuck.
by Jaggerrules July 14, 2004
Get the milf huntermug. A guy in his late teens or early twenties who always seems to attract milfs or actively seeks them out.
by Zornlover234567 December 26, 2021
Get the Milf Magnetmug. by heynow_1 October 5, 2010
Get the Milf By-Productmug. by Baellos June 4, 2010
Get the Milf Chocolatemug. A golf term used to describe a shot hit out of bounds where there are houses. (Presumably containing milfs whose wealthy husbands are working to pay for the house on the golf course.)
by kromar5 September 9, 2008
Get the milf-rattlermug.