turnip face

(Noun). When you get severe sunburn on your face that is really dark and makes you look like a turnip.

Joe had turnip face after the football game on Saturday.

by the katkoko October 11, 2009

Face Maker

A Plastic Surgeon

Her Face Maker did a pretty good job on her nose. I hardly recognized her.

by talk2me-JCH2 July 15, 2022

Keyboard Face

Keyboard face is the result of falling asleep with one's face on a keyboard. The face will have an imprint from the keys of the keyboard.

John passed out after his late-night gaming session. When he awoke, he found that he has a sever case of Keyboard Face.

by Global Smack January 09, 2011

Badger Face

A Facebook event in which over 1000 people changed their profile pictures to a vicious Honey Badger for one week in April 2012. The page received mainly abuse, this was because over 50,000 people were invited and found it hard to leave the event, resulting in endless notifications.

Man 1 - 'Hey man, have you joined Badger Face?'
Man 2 - 'Hell no, once I was invited I couldn't leave and I kept getting notifications!'

by JoeM820 October 01, 2012

Grow a face

Spur of the moment insult, used to confuse and completely throw off your would be assailant.

Kuro: "Fuck you man."
Krasek: "Fuck you too!"
Kuro: "Get a life!"
Krasek: "Grow a face!!"
Kuro: "....WTF?"

by Krasek January 11, 2009

ecstasy face

The face you make when you're about to cum.

His ecstasy face let me know that he has already came.

by tupacabra January 02, 2014

Face Candle

A cigarette.

I'll meet you at the pub soon, just have to pick up some face candles from the servo on the way.

by Big SDog August 26, 2020