by YungGravey January 4, 2019
Get the Cigarette City mug."No matter how many times that you and a smoker change places/locations while spending time together outdoors, the breeze is always gonna switch around and waft the tobacco-fumes directly past your face."
I absolutely totally love my new middle-aged lady-friend, but we both go absolutely crazy trying to avoid bothering me with the smoke whenever she needs a cigarette while we're going for a rowboat-ride or woods-trail hike --- sounds like a classic case of "Murphy's Law of Cigarette Smoke"!
by QuacksO August 2, 2018
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Jimmy to his common law wife: How far is the Walmart from the bar?
Common law wife to Jimmy: the cigarette distance is about 3 cigarettes.
Common law wife to Jimmy: the cigarette distance is about 3 cigarettes.
by Grant Rampus February 15, 2019
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by H@ckerman August 15, 2022
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Reference to Viktor Frankl's book Man's Search For Meaning.
In Nazi concentration camp where Dr Frankl was imprisoned. The prisoners were rationed cigarettes that they could exchange for bowls of soup. When you see someone smoking their cigarettes, it meant they gave hope on life and we're waiting for death to take them.
Reference to Viktor Frankl's book Man's Search For Meaning.
In Nazi concentration camp where Dr Frankl was imprisoned. The prisoners were rationed cigarettes that they could exchange for bowls of soup. When you see someone smoking their cigarettes, it meant they gave hope on life and we're waiting for death to take them.
Sam: How's Life?
Bill: Nothing great. I'm smoking rationed cigarettes.
Here Smoking rationed cigarette means giving hope on something
Bill: Nothing great. I'm smoking rationed cigarettes.
Here Smoking rationed cigarette means giving hope on something
by AronMaxwell August 17, 2022
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by DobbaPhoenix September 7, 2022
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by David Broke September 11, 2022
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