Short person: hey you know what day it is?
Tall person: oh no
Medium sized person: it’s October 31st, slap your tallest friend day!
Tall person: oh no
Medium sized person: it’s October 31st, slap your tallest friend day!
by Gaybottom October 31, 2019
Get the October 31mug. iTS OCTOBER 31 WHICH IS HALLOWEEEN DUMBASS WHY YOU SEARING THIS UP JK BUT TIME TO EAT ALL YOUR SIBLINGS CANDY JK UNLESS......
PERSON: HEY WHATS TODAYS DATE, I DONT HAVE MY PHONE ON ME
YOU: OCTOBER 31 HALLOWEEN DUH OK SO WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO
PERSON:IMA JUST STAY HOME WBU
YOU:BITCH TF IMA PARTY IMA SCARE SOME KIDS IMA DRESS AS A STRIPPER THE PURGE IMA DO WHATEVER I WANT ALSO THE BEST PART STEAL MY LITTLE COUSINS AND SIBLINGS CANDY
YOU: OCTOBER 31 HALLOWEEN DUH OK SO WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO
PERSON:IMA JUST STAY HOME WBU
YOU:BITCH TF IMA PARTY IMA SCARE SOME KIDS IMA DRESS AS A STRIPPER THE PURGE IMA DO WHATEVER I WANT ALSO THE BEST PART STEAL MY LITTLE COUSINS AND SIBLINGS CANDY
by Deslynnnnnn October 30, 2020
Get the OCTOBER 31mug. Y/n: guess what today is?
Your bf / gf: whatt??
Y/n: it’s may 31 which means you have to kiss me!!🙇🏻 ♀️
Your bf / gf: whatt??
Y/n: it’s may 31 which means you have to kiss me!!🙇🏻 ♀️
by jackiessfeet May 28, 2022
Get the May 31mug. “i’m going to the movies with emily later”
“bro it’s october 31st”
“halloween?”
“nah it’s national suck dick day, yer gonna get some head”
“bro it’s october 31st”
“halloween?”
“nah it’s national suck dick day, yer gonna get some head”
by dickbythedaily October 29, 2019
Get the October 31mug. by shigi_wifeoo February 10, 2022
Get the july 31, haylen daymug. It’s Halloween! You think but it is also another holiday on this day it is ignore your best friend day! Sorry about this to people who love there best friend but I need space from my bestie anyways sorry Jordan my bestie!
by *ignores crush bc he likes me* October 29, 2019
Get the November 31mug. by User123454321 October 30, 2019
Get the October 31mug.