pity wood

When a male forces himself to obtain an erection to prove to to his partner that he is sexually attracted to her.

Last night, I really wasn't feeling it, but I got up some pity wood to make her happy anyways.

by JDuffy March 25, 2007

iwishabitch woods

A symbolic "place". When someone says they live here, it usually means they "dare" someone to mess with them.

This refers to " I wish a bitch would ".

"I live in the iwishabitch woods. Don't fuck with me. "-Lex.

by Buffalo 39 June 28, 2016

Larj Wood

Larj wood refers to having a very big dick. It requires a certain level of intellect to say this.

Tharak: Yo Harry i heard u got some larj wood
Haroon: Bro of course cant u see it touching that wall over there
Adam: WTF lets have a fight with our wood

by WobblyWhale February 14, 2019

Austin Wood

he has a fat ass

"wow look at that dumpy who is that"
"it's austin wood dumbfuck"

by gary fendermen December 16, 2021

Wood Hockey

the act of two or more men slapping their cocks together.

hey terry, wanna go upstairs and play a few rounds of wood hockey?

by duke1776 April 23, 2008

Whip wood

The instant erection or sexual excitement one gets from the sound of a whip, belt, or strap cracking.

I got whip wood the moment I heard Sir's single tail snap in the air!

Michelle Pfeiffer's Cat Woman scenes gave me whip wood!

by Mr Ramrod 2013 May 22, 2014

felix wood

fucked a whale made her slit wrists daddy woody massive pussy no face no case

ur such a felix wood

by wagone November 8, 2018