Simping is a degenerate ideologue presented by the foolish consistency in which the confidence impoverished will dedicate clearly excessive quantities of time and currency into an
unfortunate effort which will amount to little if any return on investment. Simping is about intent. Simping is about the failure to construct any notion of logic in a present day society
especially within the confines of digital platforms such as discord and various social medias. Simping has depressed the culture and to suggest that my miniscule activity within that god
forsaken channel is an example of such is nothing short of a foul misunderstanding of truth and deceit. You have exercised critical subterfuge or misinformed and nonsensical complaints
which don't translate in any fashion to a reality that would be generally accepted by the masses. Ergo, listen twice as much as you speak.
unfortunate effort which will amount to little if any return on investment. Simping is about intent. Simping is about the failure to construct any notion of logic in a present day society
especially within the confines of digital platforms such as discord and various social medias. Simping has depressed the culture and to suggest that my miniscule activity within that god
forsaken channel is an example of such is nothing short of a foul misunderstanding of truth and deceit. You have exercised critical subterfuge or misinformed and nonsensical complaints
which don't translate in any fashion to a reality that would be generally accepted by the masses. Ergo, listen twice as much as you speak.
Person 1:"Bro I just spent rent on Pokimane. I don't know where I'm going to live next month but she smiled after she saw my don't"
Person 2: :Bro ur mad Simping"
Person 2: :Bro ur mad Simping"
by Slayar June 10, 2020
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Jonathan: “Here’s this purse I got you!”
Amy: “Ew, who are you? You’re such a simp”
Jonathan: “Here’s this purse I got you!”
Amy: “Ew, who are you? You’re such a simp”
by gay man117372 June 13, 2020
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by Hudson..Roberts June 13, 2020
Get the Simp mug.Due to a broken heart they've developed a cold heart. They cry often and often feel trapped. They became coldhearted because they realized that the person they messed with heavy didn't even care if they lived. They're so blind by love That they usually don't notice their partners flaws Yes! they're sometimes "possessed" by their relationship, but they don't have any compassion for their partner and often feel abandoned and misunderstood.
by Thesimpanonymous June 15, 2020
Get the Simp mug.Justin: yo where’s Owen?
Dylan: *sigh* u already know
Justin: FaceTime?
Dylan: Yep typical simp🤦 ♂️
*owen comes back*
Owen: what’s up I’m back
Justin+Dylan: SIMP SHUT UP SIMP IS THAT A SIMP I HEAR???
Dylan: *sigh* u already know
Justin: FaceTime?
Dylan: Yep typical simp🤦 ♂️
*owen comes back*
Owen: what’s up I’m back
Justin+Dylan: SIMP SHUT UP SIMP IS THAT A SIMP I HEAR???
by thedudewhobeatsupowen June 16, 2020
Get the Simp mug.Gf short talks josh and is all around shitty to him.
Josh brings it up to her.
Gf what the fuck are you talking about I care about you.
Josh I’m so sorry I shouldn’t have said anything.
Best friend josh you are a fucking simp.
Josh brings it up to her.
Gf what the fuck are you talking about I care about you.
Josh I’m so sorry I shouldn’t have said anything.
Best friend josh you are a fucking simp.
by Beef boss 69 June 17, 2020
Get the Simp mug.A guy who sacrifices everything for a girl who most likely wouldn't even give a shit about him, even sacrifice his chicken nuggies.
Person 1: Jeez Seb is in a state of denial that he is a SIMP.
Person 2: Yeah he is such a simp.
Person 1: he is a big time simp.
Person 2: Yeah he is such a simp.
Person 1: he is a big time simp.
by Bonk brethren June 18, 2020
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