Tubular Meat

The art of taking highly sought after, refined, and/or bottom grade cuts of meat and introducing it to a meat-grinder. Once ground, such substances will be rolled into tubular form to be enjoyed in a bun, in-hand or chopped into slices on top of of a charkcoochie board. Tubular meat is life…. #savethedogs #keepmeattubular

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Duuuuuuudeee ain’t nothing like a chilled two-six of Tecatès and a couple packs of tubular meat on the Weber to get the weekend goin’!!

by Sheanado August 11, 2023

Schlinging Meat

A term used to describe the act of Masturbating or Jerking Off

Hold on, I will be online in a second just Schlinging Meat right now.

by WagooChicken June 19, 2025

Meat Flap

Temporary housing.

Gina's meat flaps are so enormous, they're used as a homeless shelter.

by Flexo Rodriguez November 8, 2017

Meat Slug

Another term for huge fat penis

Hey, Chris's mom. Come get dis meat slug girl.

by Jbombsauce May 24, 2018

doner meat

This is basically what doner meat is

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A amazing faggot on the internet.

Me: Hey doner meat whatcha doing bitch

Doner meat: <3 Nothing much babey

by Demonichell October 8, 2014

meat choke

When a person chokes on a dick while giving a blowjob.

She experienced a meat choke when I fucked her throat hard

by GRRR413 April 11, 2020

Meat

Synonymous to “bullshit” on all accounts.

Man: *sends tinder match a message*
Girl: *unmatches*
Man: that’s a pile of meat

Bank: we’ve liquidated all of your accounts to pay down your debts before we repossess your car and house

Guy: classic meat

by Timothy Flinsmass August 24, 2022