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I'm stoned cause I'm rock hard is used when somebody mentions that you are "stoned" so you respond by saying you have a raging boner.
Random bot "Bro's stoned "
Guy "I'm stoned cause I'm rock hard"
by jerilds April 25, 2024
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Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies

A frase on dnd that the DM says when he is fed up with the players, resulting in a TPK
Player: I would like to fuck the dragon.
DM: (Stranged) ok... roll persuasion.
Player: NAT 20 BABYYYYYY!!!!
DM: Ya know what?, ROCKS FALL, EVERYONE DIES!
by Jodeui March 17, 2023
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National Chris-Rocks Day

National Chris-Rocks Day, when we celebrate all the men named Chris just because they rock!
"Honey, do you know what day it is today? It's National Chris-Rocks Day, we have to call Chris and tell him he rocks!"
by TheDefinierFort December 3, 2022
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ham rock

Being from Rockingham, NC where inbreeding is so rampant they don't even know where they live. The extra chromosomes are in the water.
Dammit Ham Rock, why are you so retarded?
by HONKIEKONGO May 22, 2018
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goon rock

A crack rock that has been smuggled in someone’s butt hole without any covering. Leaving residue of feces on the drugs.
Don’t smoke that, thats Ryan's goon rock!
by RoofBaby June 17, 2024
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Starved Rock Country

The name of general marketing strategy geared toward the disassociation of Private Businesses, Public Works, and Local events/areas of some historical importance from the more well known regional title “The Illinois Valley” or “The IV” to its aforementioned name. Stemming from its association in some objective proximity with Starved Rock State Park. Said strategy noted to be very unfavorable with locals, promoted mostly by ineffectual business owners and small town pseudo-celebrities on social media platforms.
“Hey I can’t find Starved Rock Country on map, are you sure that’s what it’s called?”
by Goobergobbler December 9, 2023
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fun rock

noun
A type of rock music that empowers the being of fun. A sound of enjoyment, amusement and pleasure.
The fans were rocking out to their favorite fun rock band, Farewell.
by jeffw1 November 14, 2007
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