Lay off the shrooms

Something that is said to somebody in jest when they make a statement that is so outrageous, it would seem that their mind has been affected by the use of the psychedelic drug.

Rob: i was listening to some slayer earlier \m/

Vince: yeah they're just alright. You know, they're okay.

Rob: You need to lay off the shrooms bro, you're trippin'. Slayer is fucking awesome!

by BigG845 October 1, 2017

Facebook rip-off

Someone who appears more beautiful on his/her facebook profile picture than they are in reality.

Dude A: Dude, Jennifer isn't as hot as you told me she is!

Dude B: Dude, that was totally a Facebook rip-off.

by Maxi J October 7, 2010

Head Off To Vermont

The act of receiving a blow job while driving and eating ice cream.

Used in a sentence:
“I promise next time we head off to Vermont, I won’t get any Chunky Monkey in your hair.”

by FelixTheCat11 October 20, 2018

whack one off

Slang; To pleasure ones penis until it shoots its creamy load.

Excuse me love, i am just off to whack one off...

by commissio November 12, 2015

Knock A Shard Off

To take one of those really hard fast and sometimes (unfortunately) dry dumps. The only bonus to knocking a shard off is they leave the shute clean. One wipe and you are diddly done!

I sat down hoping to post a stump and ended up knocking a shard off.

Sometimes my girlfriend will run out of the room because she has to knock a shard off.

by projectmatter July 14, 2009

Get Off The Beach

To take action. Rather than sitting around discussing things forever (where should we eat, who should we call, when should we go out, what method should we use, etc.) DO SOMETHING. Reference to WW II D-Day beach landings. See also: Establish A Beachhead.

Doug: Should we build this in a word doc or just go powerpoint?

Chris: Who cares, just make a decision and get off the beach.

by Dougie Doug July 15, 2010

poppin off at the gums

Saying you wanna fight but not doing anything.

Lisa was poppin off at the gums at gym today.

by TheREALBADBOY September 6, 2014