John lafkas

He’s a fuckboy, and a sevie slayer who tends to get into others feelings, yet no one likes fat Greek people. He thinks he’s popular, and has friends. He is very nosy, and has no penis. Plus, probably will get punched in the face when he is older.

Why is John lafkas such a sevie slayer?

by Rjdiendidneidn March 17, 2019

John

The best boyfriend in the whole entire world! I mean this boy is gonna be the love of your life I STG this boy will take your breath away and steal your heart

Haley: who’s this John guy you always talk about

Savannah: oh, John is my boyfriend. The best one in the whole world! I am so in love with him!

Haley: awwwww!! I’m the third wheel!!!!!

by SassySavvy1273 January 25, 2021

John depth

That one pirate in the movies.

Oh my look it’s John depth

by The real Maggie M March 28, 2024

John Eiron decastro

Baby boy with the hottest back. Is very sweet and smart. Don’t play word games or math games with him( YOU WILL LOSE!!) and you will love and miss him very much

Who’s my baby boy?

John Eiron Decastro!

by Tsunami16112024 December 15, 2025

st john

a true nozza responsible for the emptying of the grand canyon

st john is thicc

by lemurwoman April 21, 2022

John Duval

Biggest dick in the world. He gets all the hoes and is a full sender. Don’t mess with him because he will fuck your shit up. Bitch

John Duval is a badass

by Definitions are fake October 12, 2021

john ferda

john ferda is a word used for a lot of things like skiing,hockey,baseball etc. its sorta like fire or sick.

yo that dub 10 was so john ferda

by john ferda pluhhh November 22, 2024