Fart Fact 10

This is a fact, not wishful thinking. If you’re a woman, a fart can really take you by surprise. One woman took to Social Media to ponder something strange that happened to her when she farted. She asked the question "Do you ever fart and the fart goes past your vagina and your labia moves?" She had hundreds of responses from women who had experienced this phenomenon which, apparently, is called a vart.

“Kim’s just let go a vart.”
“How do you know?”
“Her snatch wobbled, Fart Fact 10.”

by AKACroatalin October 30, 2019

alien fart porn

When two aliens cum inside of each other then take turns farting it back out.

Alien: Mmf~ *farts cum into the other aliens’ fart-hole.

Man: Honey? Why are we watching alien fart porn?

by valkrah July 1, 2022

apple juice farts

Incredibly rank and surprisingly un-applelike farts that occur with a vengeance soon after drinking apple juice.

"Holy crap! Are you trying to kill me?" "I can't help it, they're apple juice farts."
"Well, no more fricken apple juice for you then."

by That_one_girl__ March 11, 2009

blooded fart hole

A blooded fart hole is a irritated sphincter that has been pounded by too much cock. Or an alcoholic after a big night on the rum may find there arse hole bleeding from excess alcohol

consumption.

Elton has a blooded fart hole from getting his doughnut punched. Fuck i had a big night on the piss last night i have a blooded fart hole.

by Frank.479 November 22, 2011

Smell-o-fart

A person who tends to act arrogant and snobby. Generally lifts their nose in the air as if they are trying to smell a fart.

That Karen is such a smell-o-fart

by monkeysbutt June 16, 2020

alien fart syndrome

Akin to alien hand syndrome. When your farts don't smell like your own anymore.

Due to social stigma the afflicted will hardly ever come out. For the unafflicted it is hard to imagine the terror of not being able to tolerate one's own farts anymore.

- After I bought some E. coli tablets in a Turkish pharmacy to combat my diarrhea, I developed alien fart syndrome instead.

by scornflake December 8, 2011

the shit holding the fart in

A person or problem getting in your way and preventing you from completing your current task/plan.

"Dude, either pick a racer for MarioKart or go do something else. You're the shit holding the fart in."

by lion_tamer August 17, 2015