Masto Bro

Nerdy die hard fans/bloggers on the social media platform Mastodon. They will vehemently defend their overcomplicated echo chamber platform by pointing out how 'easy' it is to use with 27 paragraphs of instructions on finding the appropriate decentralized server. They will then be willing to commit Seppuku to prove their point with a masto post of the act including a content warning for food because there is a plate of spaghetti in the background next to their can of Mt. Dew Code red and dakimakura pillow on the bed.

When the Masto Bro saw a random Bluesky post about Mastodon, he went into a 27 post tirade on how it's better than every other platform.

by Wizzardfan June 17, 2024

polaris bro

polaris bro

polaris bro

by anonymous August 3, 2021

Hoe bros

One women has sex with brothers at same time or years apart.

She is such a hoe bros.

by Braintrust563 February 7, 2018

Bro code

The stupidest thing ever made because what if a girl likes this guy but he can’t date her because his best friend likes her???? Then she’s stuck in agony because she’s too magnetic and everyone wants her so she has to suffer!?? Bullshit.

Girl: hey I like you
Boy: oh sorry you’re really amazing but my bud likes you. Ya know, bro code.
Girl: oh… okay

by anonymous November 25, 2021

Mhux tad-dahk BRO

when someone says a joke and it is funny and the other person says "mhux tad-dahk BRO" claiming its funny without showing any glimpse of laughter although its a good joke.

Guy 1: Says joke while everybody laughs
Guy 2: (Doesnt laugh) Says"Mhux tad-dahk bro"
Akward Pause + 100 million aura

by BobbieTime November 26, 2024

Bro-Fist

The action of a man inserting his fist into another man’s anus.

I bro-fisted Jake last night.

by Johnny Skinny-Penis July 5, 2021

SAR Bro

A Search and Rescue hardo.

Greetings: " Hey SAR Bro.. any rescues this week?"

"Nah SAR Bro but check out my new benchmade knife with glass breaker "

" Whoaaa SAR Bro! "

by NObrunoBruno February 13, 2024