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BOX 87

Box 87 was first discovered after the death of Sir Barry B. Benson in 1987, it is rumored that this box contains the answers to the mysteries of his past. But no one can know for sure, as everyone who has every opened it has never shared anything, because they can never be found.

RULES:
If this box is delivered to you DO NOT OPEN IT

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Box 87 was delivered to me
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Put the wine in the flour box

Oh man you put the wine in the flour box you idiot!
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Chin boxing

Sucking dick. Punching balls with your chin.
Your girlfriend enjoys chin boxing so much, my ball sack is bruised.
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The Box of Xness

The holy grail of gaming. The Xbox360. Is worshipped by nerds around the world
Dude, I just pwned on the box of xness!
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Black box warrior (p1)

Well he collapsed with Stevens-Johnson Syndrome on the E.R. floor
Panic attacked, anaphylactic and ataxic
The way he spun his butterfly risked all six his phalanges
Roman candles at both ends in his synapses
And the method with which he recycled his humors
Trojan Horse'd his Blood-Brain Barrier and raised the LD-50, yes, yes
And through flight-or-fight revelation shame the Black Box Warrior
He skipped this town and headed straight down history
Shields himself from reason in a Kevlar baby-blue Tuxedo
Quilted from the finest fibers, flesh, and fiberglass, and flowers
His ego a mosquito, evil incarnate good incognito
Pops placebos for libido, screaming, "Bless the torpedoes"
For what? For what? For what it's worth
If it was going to kill you boy, it would have by now
For what? For what? For what it's worth
There's no more looking back, it's looking up or looking down
Well, he was wearing stolen rubber shoes and wrapped a poison ivy noose
Around his Lotus jugular when they came
Well, they found him with a map to every victim of his love
And a tattoo of a blue jay on his face
And they waited for his vital signs to lie and let a flatline cry
A hymn out in Hungarian Harmonic
But he cocked his noggin, through his stoma sang, "For auld lang syne"
"Happy birthday to the succulents, I'll die your hydroponics"
His rib cage was a hornet's nest, palpitations set the beat
His vagus nerve a turk's head knot, an axel hitch, a carrick bend
to get this published, I have to add the name, but they also wouldnt let me add all the elyrics so this is just a part 1! anyways, here's the enamel that this site wanted : Black box warrior (p1)
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spring-boxed

verb; the act of being rejected.
that girl totally just spring-boxed me.
by kennedy taylor March 28, 2009
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Box

“Box is an American term” “Katie it fucking is”
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