Tits up theatrics

"Tits up theatrics" - A technique of photography limited to the top half of the breasts and face designed to distract from a weight problem.

"Did you check my girls friend on Facebook? She's says you cute, you in?" ...."I did man, I'm going to pass, just a whole lot of tits up theatrics"

by Madness as a boy June 01, 2017

Crispy tits

When your tit's (boobs) get sunburned and turn crispy after a while and red

Wow I have crispy tits from going to the beach

by Brookis1999 August 16, 2015

Crispy tits

When you get a sun burn on your boobs and they turn red and crispy.

That girl must go to the beach alot because she has crispy tits

by Brookis1999 August 21, 2015

Lazer Tits

tits that are odly shaped

damn look at her Lazer Tits

by Brielle & Sara May 12, 2011

Tit for tit

Equivalent to tit for tat; what the hell is a tat? Same meaning as an eye for an eye

Oh, I owe you? So, this is tit for tit then huh?”

by Cmarie8478 January 04, 2023

Great Tit

A person who is perceived to be a fool or and idiot.

You great tit. You've lost the car keys.

by Ex Whitehaven lass Cumbria August 01, 2021

Fat Titted PAWG

A woman that has fat breasts that gets subdued by swinger men. This woman is also required to have kids and the kids have to buy the fat titted pawgs swinger boyfriend beer.

Wow Aarons mom is such a fat titted pawg. Can’t believe Aaron always has to buy Fat Titted Pawgs swinger man beer, that guy honestly has it made.

by Daddy2080 September 22, 2022