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God

The eternal first cause of the universe.
Atheist: god is not real.
christian: yea then who created the universe?
Atheist: nothing duh..
christian: wow your smart.

1000TH DEFINITION OF GOD WOOOOO
by ThatGuyWhoGot1000thGodDef August 17, 2021
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Hunky god

Junior Ainsworth is a hunky god. He has an 8 pack, a massive 8.5 inch cock, he’s 6’2 and he knows how to treat the ladies well.

Samantha Thompson (kalebs fit mum) has the tightest pussy and the fattest ass on the planet. One day I will fuck her. One day.
Samantha wants juniors cock cuz he’s a hunky god
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god-awful shitty feeling of dread in my heart

the feeling when you feel like you have nothing left. everything is dying, falling apart, and you can do fucking nothing with it. the void. the rage. the dread when you know nothing can be fixed.
also, a funky lyric from a mother mother song. i love the song, its relatable
theres a god-awful shitty feeling of dread in my heart

yeah its got allota do-
by hahafunkyrangerkinnie August 24, 2021
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god smack

God smack or god smacked can be a term/s used to define a precise moment in time, specific event or circumstance which might be explained by the presence of an Omniscient, Ethereal, or Divine Power which has allegedly ordained said event.
That stranger appearing and pushing me out of the way of that speeding car was a god smack. (N)

I believe that was a god smack instant. (Adj)

Her coming into my life at that moment left me feeling god smacked. (Adj)
by Bre Wordie August 24, 2021
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God

Mom: Who is that guy from one direction???
Me: God
by hrrylvr August 29, 2021
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summer/god

to put it simply, summer is god. if you disagree, you suck. (probably on their huge penis!!)
by orange.soda.man September 3, 2021
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The Ancient Gods

The two who had created the entire universe. It is said they hid away, stored on a far away replica planet of Earth. Given the names Chelly and Arson, they're believed to be awaiting the fall of humanity. The final bosses. Codependent, if one is fallen the other will mourn the others disappearance until reunited.
"The Ancient Gods? Aren't those just myths?"

"Myths? Would they be myths when suddenly all the Maze Runner copies have been stolen? They're coming, and they want their Earth Gummies."
by Trash The Trashmouth June 19, 2021
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