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Poop Deli

A deli that serves poop as a topping, usually in half and full pounds
walks in poop deli

customer: hey how we doing, lemme get a plain bagel, toasted, scooped. and lemme get a …… half pound of poop and capers
ock: light on poop today
by Afedbd January 7, 2024
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poop maxing

When you mog your anus and clench it so the poop comes out super skinny.

A very difficult practice if you have constipation.

Poop maxing defines and chisels your buttocks, just like mewing.
Bro I just poop maxed, my buttcheeks look like michaelangelo's.

Bro your ass so flat, come poop max with me.

Hey bro, poop maxing feel hella good, first the poop comes out in a sliver when I clench my cheeks, and my buns get so strong bro, try it.
by Kittypoopy March 31, 2024
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Prodigal Poop

A large poop in a low-flow toilet piles up until it reaches your butthole— thus returning from whence it came. Therefore it is called The Prodigal Poop.
I should have flushed half way through this morning. That Texas Tube Snake turned into a real Prodigal Poop.
by RandyFalstaff December 9, 2024
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Poop

ITS HARD AND NEVER CUMS OUT
by sANFNGGUAD March 21, 2022
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poop

poop is stinky
by Poopeoeoeoeoe April 30, 2020
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Déjà-poops

When you go to a restaurant and order a dish you know will give you the shits but you do it anyway.
Hell yes I’m ordering the chicken Alfredo I don’t even care that it gives me the déjà-poops
by JonseyJ February 25, 2022
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poop

Thge poop stnks
by ZWAESXDCFVGBHNJ November 6, 2020
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