Facebook rip-off

Someone who appears more beautiful on his/her facebook profile picture than they are in reality.

Dude A: Dude, Jennifer isn't as hot as you told me she is!

Dude B: Dude, that was totally a Facebook rip-off.

by Maxi J October 7, 2010

Get Off The Beach

To take action. Rather than sitting around discussing things forever (where should we eat, who should we call, when should we go out, what method should we use, etc.) DO SOMETHING. Reference to WW II D-Day beach landings. See also: Establish A Beachhead.

Doug: Should we build this in a word doc or just go powerpoint?

Chris: Who cares, just make a decision and get off the beach.

by Dougie Doug July 15, 2010

pulled off a kumar

1. cancelling an appointment in the last moment.

This expression is used by the new age teenagers in the state of Selangor in Malaysia.

"after promised to attend his friend's birthday party for the past one month, Jareth pulled off a kumar."

by kumsCyber May 5, 2008

rip the sleeves off

To "one up" somebody. To make somebody look less kool.

Derived from tearing the sleeves off a leather jacket, turning it into a leather vest.

James Dean: Joe, I've been dyin' since the day I was born.

Joe: Well Jimmy, I've been livin' since the day I was born, and I've been livin' like I'm dyin'.

Bystander: Whoa, Joe! Way to rip the sleeves off James Dean!

by Joe Stonewell December 19, 2008

poppin off at the gums

Saying you wanna fight but not doing anything.

Lisa was poppin off at the gums at gym today.

by TheREALBADBOY September 6, 2014

jerk off bracelet

Using an activity tracker bracelet to determine how many miles you jerked off.

Me: "today I used my jerk off bracelet and determined that I jerked off for 3 miles and lost 69 calories. A new record!"

by kopask January 22, 2015

whack one off

Slang; To pleasure ones penis until it shoots its creamy load.

Excuse me love, i am just off to whack one off...

by commissio November 12, 2015