Ur mom

Ur mom is what I did last night and I did her pretty hard. She was kinda tight and she got the party started."ooooooo aaahhhh ooooooo ahhhhhh mmmmmmm"

Person 1:what are you doing tonight?
Person 2:hopefully ur mom!!!!
Random guy around that u dont know: oooooooooooh!!!!!

by Thebosssssssislittt March 24, 2017

Mom

The woman who has given birth to you, or the woman that will never be your friend, nor your enemy.

Ex: "love you mom!"

by KodaTheSmartHusky April 4, 2017

when your mom was at my house

we did some crazy stuff in there

when your mom was at my house she was screaming more than you and her combined when she was giving birth.

by itsyab0i April 13, 2017

hamster mom

A mom that frequently takes the virginity of younger men.

Your moms been hanging around with our friends quite a bit lately, you sure she isn't a hamster mom?

by Tugboi April 19, 2017

mom finger

It's exactly what it sounds like. Wrong.

Don't make me mom finger you

by Triggstp April 19, 2017

mom find

Things only mothers find once you have given up or haven't tried hard enough

That moment when you look for something and can't find it so you ask your mother if she's seen it and you look there and still can't find it so you ask her again and she walks over and finds it exactly where she said.

"Mom I can't find the peanut butter!"
"It's on the top left shelf."
"I don't see it. It's not there!"
(Mom walks over, pulls out the jar that is right in front of your face.)
"Oh, thanks for the mom find."

by bardal-es April 20, 2017

mom

The woman who gave birth to you.

Mom, can I go to the movie tonight?

by chxotic May 6, 2017